Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
