Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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