i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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