I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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