My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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