sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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