She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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