i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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