am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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