what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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