i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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