just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
