Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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