Do you still have your period?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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