I hate all girls vehemently.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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