after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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