i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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