WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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