We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The dick lei will go down in squad history
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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