ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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