So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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