My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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