sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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