Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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