Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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