i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I died a long time ago.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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