scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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