I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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