I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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