Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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