how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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