yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.