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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  I know, I was there.

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• (714): View more from California

  So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.

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  Oh that's normal

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.

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  The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills

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• (213): View more from California

  you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off

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