Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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