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(909): View more from California

good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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(925): View more from California

if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.

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(850): View more from Florida

Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.

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