what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He is an equal opportunity slut.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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