Me too!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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