Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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