Im at strip club and am horny
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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