I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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