But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
only if we run a train.
done.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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