so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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