we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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