I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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