I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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