All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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