elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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