i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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