i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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