id be glad to
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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