Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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