Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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