tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
MIDGETS
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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