Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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