If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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