I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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