Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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