my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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