Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
dude i'm inner monologue high
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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