My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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