try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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